Pry It open with your Love.

Why is 'it's nearly impossible to gain weight if you're naturally thin' a commonly accepted fact, while 'it's nearly impossible to lose weight if you're naturally fat' is an ~excuse~?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:22:00 -0500

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:27:27 -0500

suizdejinn: rocksymom: Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically. This needs to be on a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:24:58 -0500

suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

madsmikklsen: fuckyeahrichhall: madsmikklsen: i love how men mock women for being overemotional...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:13:01 -0500

madsmikklsen:

fuckyeahrichhall:

madsmikklsen:

i love how men mock women for being overemotional and then lose their shit over a team losing an over-glorified game of fetch

Because all men like watching sports, obviously, right? You just did what you hate men doing, putting generalizations on a whole gender.

i know i did

irritating, isn’t it?

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:43:55 -0500

suntbone: salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 22:51:28 -0500

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

connectthedots67: this video never fails to make me smile

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 17:06:26 -0500

connectthedots67:

this video never fails to make me smile

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:54:23 -0500

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Wed, 12 Jun 2013 00:46:15 -0500

Commercials for Women's Hygiene: Ladies, we all have.... whispers Vaginas. They're dirty and bad and we have to whisper about them because they're disgusting secrets.

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 23:10:44 -0500

Commercials for Women's Hygiene: Ladies, we all have.... *whispers* Vaginas. They're dirty and bad and we have to whisper about them because they're disgusting secrets.

Commercial for Men's Erectile issues: Hey Men! Wanna get hard and can't get hard? Like bein' hard but aren't hard enough? Want everyone to know how big and hard you are? Buy our shit and be hard, because your genitals are fucking AWESOME!

adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:43:42 -0500

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:19:33 -0500

kaibas-enormous-ballsack: I have a large collection of books...

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:45:34 -0500

kaibas-enormous-ballsack:

I have a large collection of books and I am moving soon and sadly cannot take most of my books with me.

Thus the only option I see fit is a GIVEAWAY!!!

Here are the rules:

1: You do not need to follow me, but people who are following always have a higher chance of winning.

2: You must be comfortable with giving me your address if you do win(this information will NOT be given out to anyone).

3: When you reblog you are automatically entered.

4: Winners will be chosen at random off of the list of people who have reblogged.

5:if you win I will contact you & you can give me an overview for your tastes in books or you can let me choose a random book for you ❤

6: Before shipping the book I will let you know the name & if you have the book already I will choose another one.

There will be roughly 25-30 winners & you can win more than once. Most of these books are sci-fi, fantasy, fiction, short stories, & manga. Don’t worry, no Twilight, no 50 Shades!!!

I will pay for everything, so do not worry about any costs to you.

I have more books than in this picture alone.

Giveaway will end on July 1, 2013.

yepitsholly: “Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:43:55 -0500

yepitsholly:

“Fearless snake killing motherfucker”

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Sat, 08 Jun 2013 22:28:08 -0500

agirlinasweater: brunetteinaunionjack: queerinius: heavymedal: you are now one day closer to...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:20:31 -0500

agirlinasweater:

brunetteinaunionjack:

queerinius:

heavymedal:

you are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

This is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever read.

what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos

then tomorrow is nacho lucky day

vuls: breaks down your front door i just shaved my legs feel them

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:14:04 -0500

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

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Wed, 05 Jun 2013 23:13:27 -0500

braydaaan: How to Pronounce Beyonce Knowles aahaha omfg

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:27:47 -0500

braydaaan:

How to Pronounce Beyonce Knowles

aahaha omfg

homosensuous: artistsuffer: minccinorris: the best fucking...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:15:47 -0500

homosensuous:

artistsuffer:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

bahahahah

AHAHAH omg